Nice floodlit tunnels on the new Monsal Trail we have to admit, but at £2.4m we would expect something pretty good.
Down here in South Derbyshire, we don't have that sort of money, but we do have our own tunnel -beneath the A50 trunk road, on NCN R54 between Etwall and Egginton.
Hit the PLAY button to experience the white knuckle ride through the black hole, transposed by the wonders of space travel, after what seems only a few seconds, into the verdant grasslands of the Trent Valley.
The bright white light is caused by going through the sound barrier, as the front of the bicycle heats up by air friction, to almost the temperature of warm milk.
You'd have to pay good money for thrills like this at Alton Towers.